When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.
BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS
i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet
god my aunt literally rewinds commercials to point out women’s flaws
oh man so this other intern came out to us today but the way he did it was awesome we were talking about all being in high school marching band and he goes “yeah I started on violin but then I decided I’d rather blow something so I switched to clarinet” and our boss sputtered and goes “dude you know what you just said right” and he just raises an eyebrow and goes “I know exactly what I just said”
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
my office is so chill like
just had the best fucking burrito in the world having a 3pm lunch break was worth it
everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see
PSA to any followers I might have in Southern California:
So I just started interning for a company called OC Forward that offers computer/technical classes for students and anyone else looking to expand their resume and such. They’re pretty cheap, pretty short, and super useful.
If you want to check out the course schedule it’s here! (Also tip: we’re only letting a small amount of people actually register so be sure you fill out the form at the bottom of the page if you’re even a little bit interested)
Elie Saab at Paris Fashion Week Spring 2015
it’s 2:30 and nobody else has taken their lunch break should I be the first or…?
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school
[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit